Saturday, December 17, 2005

Great Googley Moogley

Yes! It's finally time for Hillbilly Mom's wacky search engine
hijinks again! I know...I could hardly wait, either! Join me, won't
you, to see what those wacky searchers have been up to this time?

mom hunt - Is this like a fox hunt? Do you let the dogs loose, and
hunt me down and tear me to pieces? I think I'll pass.

now the teacher is going to have to spank me over her desk in front
of the class - You wish. Kinky much?

inflatable costumes - Nope. That's just my breathtaking physique.
It's real, and it's spectacular.

how not to be picked as a juror AND getting picked for jury duty -
I see. Yes, I am familiar with the concept of bi-polar disorder. I
believe that's what Abby's wacky mama and cutesy bro had on ER.

Leguizamo I'll go down there - Ahh...another ER fan. Somebody's
got it bad for Dr. Clemente.

how to make a good homemade spitwad shooter - Yes, I feel your
pain. Those storebought ones just don't quite measure up, do they?

who took the baby from the manger - I hope you're looking in some
other places, because I'm not your gal. May I suggest that cad who
took the cookies from the cookie jar?

stoner recipes, turtle candies - Someone's been into the wacky
tobaccy again. I don't have that recipe. Please tell me it doesn't
involve real turtles.

the biggest mansion in the world - Uh...this ain't it.

cosmic brownie amsterdam - Have you met the stoner recipe,
turtle candies guy? I think you two would hit it off.

if you are a building contractor, who should you give a Christmas
bonus to? - Hillbilly Mom. She will distrubute it as she sees fit.

These are so tame. My Redneck Review blog had more sordid
searches. Maybe they were from Yahoo. These are only from
Google and MSN. Some of my past favorites:

I don't have to kill you to kill you - So...what you are saying is...?

crutching women
- What's up with that?

fart absorbing undies - Maybe you should check out the Beano site.

hillbilly shoes what to the look like - Silly! Hillbillies don't wear shoes.
And you might want to proofread, because "the" and "they" are not
the same thing.

redneck revenge the movie - Who knew? I might be a star.

redneck graphs of facts - Uh...I don't think rednecks make graphs.

marla hooch pics from a league of their own - Yep. I'm your gal.

film quote want me to make you some sandwiches - It's from
"Badder Santa." I highly recommend it. I laughed 'til I cried. It's
oh, so wrong, on oh, so many levels. Glad to be of help.

hot hunky hung mature gay truck drivers

That now concludes this episode. More as they develop. The
searches. Not the truck drivers.


Blogger jules said...

Wow, you are SOOOO popular. In a weird sort of way. But then, most Hillbillies are.

11:09 PM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Hi Hillbilly Mom,
I think you and Andy from Spatula City have your own little club.
The club is full of 1000 monkeys, typing on 1000 keyboards. Their sole purpose in life is to search engine weird things to link to your blogs.

5:54 PM  
Blogger Hillbilly Mom said...

Thanks for that backhanded compliment. I am not proud. Any old compliment will do.

I think Andy may have a club, but I don't think it is full of monkeys. He is a rowdy one. And I am still mad at those monkeys for voting Huggies to win Big Blogger.

10:22 PM  

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