A Gift? For Meme?
Well, while I was away for the holiday, Misha left me a little
somthing. It's better than the little something my cats leave on the
porch. Hey, look! It's a MEME!!!
TEN YEARS AGO:
I had a son who was not quite one, and was attending my grandma's
funeral. She went quickly, due to a stroke, and that's the way to go.
You don't know you're going to die, it's over and done with. No
stress and no lingering. She was in her 80s. I should be so lucky.
FIVE YEARS AGO:
I had just returned to teaching, after a five-year break in which I
adjudicated unemployment claims for the Missouri Division of
Employment Security. I had two sons by now, ages six and one.
ONE YEAR AGO:
My husband was preparing to have spinal surgery during Christmas
vacation, and I was preparing to help Santa carry all those presents.
FIVE YUMMY THINGS:
Sonic Cherry Diet Coke
Chex Mix-my recipe
Hunan Chicken
Soft Pretzels with horseradish mustard
Symphony candy bar
FIVE SONGS I KNOW BY HEART:
Sand and Water...Beth Nielson Chapman
Gimme Three Steps...Lynyrd Skynyrd
Do You Love As Good As You Look...Bellamy Brothers
Trouble...Kristen Hersh
The Grass is Blue...Norah Jones
FIVE THINGS I WOULD DO WITH A LOT OF MONEY:
Pay off our house and 30 acres, the large SUV, the Ford F-250
Donate some to St.Judes, American Cancer Society
Buy a home computer for each of my students
Buy electronics for my genius son
Invest it to live on, in case I quit my job
FIVE THINGS I WOULD NEVER WEAR:
Thong. It's not for me.
False eyelashes
Spike heels
Wig
White pants
FIVE FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
ER
Amazing Race
Porter Wagoner Show (from the 1960s, on RFD channel)
Saturday Night Live
Real World/Road Rules Challenge
FIVE THINGS I ENJOY DOING:
Reading
Tormenting my kids
Blogging
Listening to music
Watching DVDs
FIVE PEOPLE TO INFLICT THIS ON:
Nobody
Anybody
Bigfoot
The headless apparition I saw in my basement
The 3-foot tall white entity I saw in the Cuba High School Gym
somthing. It's better than the little something my cats leave on the
porch. Hey, look! It's a MEME!!!
TEN YEARS AGO:
I had a son who was not quite one, and was attending my grandma's
funeral. She went quickly, due to a stroke, and that's the way to go.
You don't know you're going to die, it's over and done with. No
stress and no lingering. She was in her 80s. I should be so lucky.
FIVE YEARS AGO:
I had just returned to teaching, after a five-year break in which I
adjudicated unemployment claims for the Missouri Division of
Employment Security. I had two sons by now, ages six and one.
ONE YEAR AGO:
My husband was preparing to have spinal surgery during Christmas
vacation, and I was preparing to help Santa carry all those presents.
FIVE YUMMY THINGS:
Sonic Cherry Diet Coke
Chex Mix-my recipe
Hunan Chicken
Soft Pretzels with horseradish mustard
Symphony candy bar
FIVE SONGS I KNOW BY HEART:
Sand and Water...Beth Nielson Chapman
Gimme Three Steps...Lynyrd Skynyrd
Do You Love As Good As You Look...Bellamy Brothers
Trouble...Kristen Hersh
The Grass is Blue...Norah Jones
FIVE THINGS I WOULD DO WITH A LOT OF MONEY:
Pay off our house and 30 acres, the large SUV, the Ford F-250
Donate some to St.Judes, American Cancer Society
Buy a home computer for each of my students
Buy electronics for my genius son
Invest it to live on, in case I quit my job
FIVE THINGS I WOULD NEVER WEAR:
Thong. It's not for me.
False eyelashes
Spike heels
Wig
White pants
FIVE FAVORITE TV SHOWS:
ER
Amazing Race
Porter Wagoner Show (from the 1960s, on RFD channel)
Saturday Night Live
Real World/Road Rules Challenge
FIVE THINGS I ENJOY DOING:
Reading
Tormenting my kids
Blogging
Listening to music
Watching DVDs
FIVE PEOPLE TO INFLICT THIS ON:
Nobody
Anybody
Bigfoot
The headless apparition I saw in my basement
The 3-foot tall white entity I saw in the Cuba High School Gym
posted by Hillbilly Mom at 6:28 PM
2 Comments:
Hi Hillbilly Mom,
Five things you would never wear. Mmmm, now there is something to photoshop.
HooRoo
Rebecca
EEEEEEEEEEE!!!! The HORROR! Step away from the computer, Bec. Use your powers for good instead of evil.
It's a conspiracy! Misha set me up for your evil deeds. A conspiracy! Just like the feds tell us we landed on the moon, when I am sure we didn't. Everyone is out to trick old Hillbilly Mom. Well, I won't fall for it again, you Hillbilly Mom-trickers!
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